Berger fries

God, I've been waiting forever to use that headline. The Associated Press reports that Clinton's former national security adviser will plead guilty to snagging classified documents from the National Archives, an incident that raised eyebrows a few months before the presidential election and generated countless jokes based on where he stuffed the documents. The plea agreement, if approved, means he'd serve no jail time, pay a $10,000 fine, have his security clearance removed for three years,  and be barred from wearing pants or socks in government buildings. OK, maybe not the last part...