Katrina really Japanese revenge for Hiroshima, sayeth weatherman

Those wacky Idaho weathermen! They come up with enough conspiracy theories to be the white man's Farrakhan. Or at least one stands out from the rest -- Scott Stevens.

Stevens has a particularly explosive theory about the origins of Hurricane Katrina:

"An Idaho weatherman says Japan's Yakuza mafia used a Russian-made electromagnetic generator to cause Hurricane Katrina to strike America.

Meteorologist Scott Stevens, a nine-year veteran of KPVI-TV in Pocatello, said he believes the artificially created hurricane was a bid to avenge Japan for the Hiroshima atomic bomb attack -- and that this technology will soon be wielded again to hit another U.S. city.

... Stevens became convinced of the existence of the Russian device when he observed an unusual Montana cold front in 2004.

'I just got sick to my stomach because these clouds were unnatural and that meant they had (the machine) on all the time,' Stevens said. 'I was left trying to forecast the intent of some organization rather than the weather of this planet.'

Stevens said oddities in Hurricane Katrina storm patterns underpin his theory.

And, according to his Web site, so does the fact that Katrina and Ivan -- the name given to a destructive hurricane that hit Florida in September 2004 -- both sound Russian."

Da! I logged on to Stevens' Web site, www.weatherwars.info:

... The topic of global weather manipulation is very near to a public tipping-point as Katrina and Ophelia have become an essential component in raising the awareness of what is possible in atmospheric engineering. We, as a global population, have been faced with a statistically improbable series of events during this past decade. So improbable that one must consider the potentiality that some outside influence has been at work in the skies overhead. The Soviets boasted of their geoengineering capabilities; these impressive accomplishments must be taken at face value simply because we are observing weather events that simply have never occurred before, never! Defense Secretary Cohen specifically mentioned these weapons and their capabilities in April of 1997."

Oh, sweet, we can blame it on the Clinton administration. That's all I need to make me happy. But watch how he gets political with theories on Katrina events:

"... It is my humble opinion that Katrina was, at some level, an inside job.  Possibly planned and carried out by the power Elite, not necessarily the Bush Administration but certainly knowledge was held by elements within, to introduce an element of change into American society; only time will tell as to the full extent of changes that they desire.  Simulations failure of the New Orleans levees a full 20 hours after holding back the waters of Katrina and well after she had moved inland... Followed by the concurrent failure of pumping stations, an impossibly large zone where any sort of communications was simply not happening, including satellite phones, leads one to question whether active jamming of a broad part of the EM spectrum was underway when local and state authorities needed to ascertain the extend of damage... and to continue the coordination of rescue and recovery efforts.  There are so many other unconfirmed stories/bits of information to suggest that some present Federal assets caused more trouble than they alleviated..."

Wow, he really is a white man's Farrakhan!! They should golf together.

Comments

[Chris]

I love this stuff. It is like I'm back in high school watching General Hospital witht he evil weather machine. Where are the Casadines?

[Ned]

Next time he should break the Prozac in half.

[Jack Marino]

...and they say smoking pot doesn't effect your brain cells nor is it passed down to the children of dopers.

[Jack Tanner]

'An Idaho weatherman says Japan's Yakuza mafia used a Russian-made electromagnetic generator to cause Hurricane Katrina to strike America.

Meteorologist Scott Stevens, a nine-year veteran of KPVI-TV in Pocatello, said he believes the artificially created hurricane was a bid to avenge Japan for the Hiroshima atomic bomb attack -- and that this technology will soon be wielded again to hit another U.S. city.'

Holy sh!t! I'm moving to Idaho where it's save or maybe I'll be transported to the fire ring or something.

[Emerson]

How can that be when my own people, THE JOOOOOS, are always responsible for everything bad.

[Alistair]

Laugh all you want, people. It's a well-known fact in certain circles that Karl Rove (Bush's BRAIN) was born with special telekinetic powers which enable him to control the weather and people's minds and other cool stuff. He can boil a kettle of water at 100 meters using just his mind, people!

It's pretty clear to everybody (except for the drooling BRAINWASHED Bushitler fleshbots who do nothing but sit around in their Depends all day parroting the talking points memos faxed directly from the RNC) that Rove/Bush desperately needed to distract the public from the growing threat of Mother Sheehan's pure moral zeal, which was literally ripping open the zombified masses' sealed eyes and exposing them to the blinding power of TRUTH. Extra added bonus: The Rove-ordered hurricane just happened to hit New Orleans at the same time that Sen. Kennedy was about to expose the too-perfect John Roberts as another golem-like creation from the lightning-powered laboratory of the "good" Doktor Rove.

Tell me, is it mere coincidence that Karl and Katrina both begin with "Ka," which is the ancient Egyptian word for "evil spirit"? Think for yourselves, people! Shred those RNC memos just as Bushitler is shredding the U.S. Constitution! Take our country back!

[Dan (AKA Wordluf)]

Still, he's kind of cute.

[Cheryl]

This guy is a Mike Myers character in the making for the next Austin Powers Film. I can see it now...A Twisted (It's A Twister?) "Weatherman" (Like one of the radicals who marched at Chicago Dem Convention for you "under 40 political history buffs? "... and His Hurricane Machine Conspires With Dr. Evil!

[Bridget]

Dan, I'm going to have to disagree with you on the cuteness factor... he's got a sort of creepy "Children of the Corn" vibe going on.

[Dan (AKA Wordluf)]

Children of the Corn? He reminds me of my Mormon friends, well-scrubbed and friendly.