Heads and tales

The highlights and lowlights of the headlines for January 23, 2006:

• U.S. Navy Seizes Pirate Ship Off Somalia, AP -- The Dread Pirate Roberts secures the services of the ACLU and Ramsey Clark to protest his detention.
• Bolivia's first Indian president vows deep reform, Reuters -- Isn't it just peachy to have someone whose campaign slogan was "death to the gringos" in power down there?
• Terri Schiavo's Husband Remarries, AP -- Congratulations to the man who reminded single women everywhere how important it is to find a husband who won't kill you!
• MP George is prat it again, Sun UK -- George Galloway prancing around in a red leotard. Don't look if you're concurrently eating breakfast.
• Britain accused of spying in Russia, Daily Telegraph -- And how, you might ask? Covert operatives? Spy drones? James Bond? Think again -- a fake rock.

Illegal wiretapping

Comments

[Lewis B. Sckolnick]

He just choked Terri a little.