How Hugo Chavez plans to destroy the United States

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From the AP's story on Cindy Sheehan's plans to possibly challenge Sen. Dianne Feinstein:

"... Sheehan and other peace activists met Saturday with Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, himself a critic of Bush and the Iraq war.

'He said, why don't I run for president? ... I just laughed,' she said."

That's it. Strikes on Venezuela!

And according to an AFP story,  Venezuela's foreign ministry sponsored her visit.

Maybe, instead of just installing Sheehan as U.S. president after working his Bolivarian voodoo on the continent, Hugo's plans go a little further. Look at the sparks between these two:

All the signs are there: He left the goofy red beret at home and put on a clean shirt. She apparently shaved her legs, a giant step for a Berkeley peace activist, which means she meant to impress. Look how the translator is beaming. It's a moment that can be made richer only with candlelight and champagne ... or Coronas (wait -- he's mad at Mexico) and coca leaves.

Isn't communist love so ... not cute? Might they be hoping to breed a super race of mini Che wannabes? Or are they just so swept up in the moment, their hearts beating as one through their hatred of Bush and longing for forced labor camps and long lines to get toilet paper?

UPDATE: The romance continues! Just in from the AP:

"Cindy Sheehan, the peace activist who just announced that she is weighing a run for Senate, plans to protest again outside President Bush's ranch, Venezuela's president said Sunday with Sheehan by his side.

Hugo Chavez, his arm around Sheehan's shoulders, told a group of activists that Sheehan had told him that during Holy Week, in April, 'she is going to put up her tent again in front of Mr. Danger's ranch.'

'She invited me to put up a tent. Maybe I'll put up my tent also,' Chavez said."

That last line sounded very "Brokeback Mountain" ... putting up their pup tents together. ("I wish I knew how to quit you!" Hugo was later heard shouting after Cindy as she trotted off on horseback...)

Comments

[ned]

I remember some pretty suggestive photos of Cindy and Jesse Jackson also. (just goggle them up) Maybe someone should send those to Hugo and send these of Cindy and Hugo to Jesse. Kill two birds with one stone. Make a great cops episode, or rather a Reno 911.

[Lewis B. Sckolnick]

Why does not CS run for office in Venezuela-that would make everyone happy

[Dan (AKA Wordluf)]

Ick.

[Nancy D.]

Oh pleaze. I can't take this any more. Cindy Sheehan beaming at the fascist commie Chavez? My GOD these people disgust me. What media whores and hounds. If they could ONLY see themselves as we see them.

Anyone for kidnapping a few "Americans" and shipping them down south" (i.e. Sheehan, Glover, Jackson and Belafonte)?

These people are NUTS, truly delusional. I don't WANT them here in America. Pleaze let's start a Brigade to force them out of this country. Freedom of speech DOES not include treason.

I don't GIVE A S&*%t about Sheehan, except to honor her son's memory as a soldier, who gave his life for freedom. Would he not be horrified to see what his mother is doing?

My God, get these communists OUT of America before they destroy us. We are NOT a communist country. They don't belong here.

[Tugboat Phil]

Nancy D. for President!!!

[gull]

Oh, Gawd... I mean, gag -- I feel your pain -- I mean, shame!

I can't even force myself to type THAT woman's name. When she returns, please keep her on the west coast. Better still, give her her own tent city. Somewhere between Hollywood and Haight-Ashbury.

Is that isolated patch of beachfront on Alcatraz spoken for?

[Jack Marino]

This fruitcake Sheehan is nothing more than a publicity slut. She hasn't honored her son's memory. She has drag his name in the PR mud, for her 15 minutes of fame, which is now going into overtime. She loves herself so much that she has given up custody of her only son to her husband, who she has divorce for a higher calling, boring the everloving shit out of America. I guess this nitwit never got in her High School Yearbook, so she is making up for it.

The only good thing, is if she runs against Diane F then a republican can win this one. Cindy will split the Democratic vote. Run Cindy run...

[TC@LeatherPenguin]

Sweet Jebus, just looking at a photo of that broad makes me need to take a shower. Add Chavez? I gotta scour with a wire bristle brush and beg "Babalu" Val for clemency.

[Bill]

I Love These People! I hope they stay in the U.S.A.! They continually show, to real Americans, how *Wakko* they actually are. The proof will seen be at the ballot box.

Bill