Great Pravda headlines!
Pravda is usually at least mildly entertaining, but today they've got some zingers:
Throwing in the towel: There is no solution to the conflict between Israel and Palestine
Raging and fuming is serious stuff: The White House is ready to rage and fume against Belarus
The "they wish" headline: Is the USA on the brink of economic crisis?
Creative use of irony: Russia ironically criticizes freedom of speech in USAEither a news story or plot of "Mummy" movie: Raiders of Egyptian pyramids die mysterious deaths as they shatter pharaohs’ peace
Fun with crafts: Is it possible to make an A-bomb at home?
There are some things you will never know about the Russians: borrowed language, borrowed culture, borrowed religion, borrowed cusiine and Tolstoy was from Lithuania and all of the other Tolstoys I have ever found are JEWISH!!!
Posted by: Lewis B. Sckolnick | March 17, 2006 at 05:17 AM
Wait. Were these headlines put out by Pravda or the DNC?
Posted by: Tugboat Phil | March 17, 2006 at 10:16 AM
"There is no solution to the conflict between Israel and Palestine"
Yes, there is a solution.
It can be either:
1) Israel militarily defeats those who have sworn to Destroy Israel and Murder All Jews.
2) The religious crazies destroy Israel, and Murder All Jews.
Sad, but true.
Bill
Posted by: Bill | March 17, 2006 at 03:50 PM
Funny! Well, not funny if they're serous, but I like reading Pravda headlines because they're so over the top.
Posted by: J-Dog | March 18, 2006 at 09:39 AM