Heads and tales
The highlights and lowlights of the headlines for March 20, 2006:
- Tropical Cyclone Hits Northeast Australia, AP -- Kanye West is heard saying John Howard doesn't care about aborigines
- Hong Kong pollution leaves tourists choking, AFP -- I dare them to try to choke a smog-conditioned Angeleno...
- Blake Works As Ranch Hand, Plans Comeback, AP -- That's a great idea: Maybe he can shoot a season of "The Surreal Life" with OJ and Phil Spector.
- Human nose turns out to be absolutely useless organ which only causes trouble, Pravda -- They're only saying it's useless because vodka is odorless.
- Palestinian Gunmen Take Over Power Plant, AP -- Are they prepared to respond to outages?
They'll be checking your fuse boxes today...




















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