Heads and tales
The highlights and lowlights of the headlines for March 27, 2006:
- Afghan Court Drops Christian Convert Case, AP -- In case you weren't aware, "problems with the prosecutors' evidence" roughly translates to "threatened by the U.S."
- Hamas to present cabinet on eve of Israel vote, Reuters -- Also known as "Meet the F*#kers."
- Pet food good for you, Sun UK -- Study shows can of vittles are better for you than fast food. But the best part is the end of the story: "Have you lived on dog food? Call the Sun..." Damn, I love British tabloids!!
- UN rules out force to disarm Hezbollah, Reuters -- "UN rules out force..." -- fill in the blank!
- FEMA to Prep Gulf Coast for Hurricanes, AP -- OK, I can't resist:
"You're doing a helluva job..."
Brownie Mix is plain racist!
Posted by: Lewis B. Sckolnick | March 27, 2006 at 06:42 PM
"Pet food good for you, Sun UK" -- "Have you lived on dog food? Call the Sun..."
"Move over little dog, a mean, old dog is movin' in."
"UN rules out force to disarm Hezbollah"
Uuuhhh. And the "news" here is...?
Bill
Posted by: Bill | March 27, 2006 at 08:09 PM