Meet Dirty Harry

DIRTY HARRY is a failed screenwriter living in L.A. hanging onto hope without the talent to justify it. Maybe by society's standards he's a loser. Maybe even by his mother's. But someone who's been unemployed 6 years, still has a tin roof over his head, and bootlegged cable on the TV is no piker. While the "winners" enjoy their commutes and quiet desperation jobs, Harry likes to wake at the crack of noon, blog and porn from the library, see his "doctor" about his "disablity," and then head home for a little TV until the nightly Cheetocoma kicks in. Harry likes to say, "Ambition's a poison you take yourself. Every day's a Saturday in my world. And the suckers are paying for it."

E-MAIL DIRTY HARRY: mtaylor19481@yahoo.com