Heads and tales

The return of our news recap feature!!!

The highlights and lowlights of the headlines for February 2, 2007:

• Global warming 'likely' man-made, unstoppable (Associated Press) -- Al Gore rubs his hands and licks his lips at the timing of the conference coinciding with Oscar voting...
• Clinton wants talks with Iran (Reuters) -- Ahmadinejad falls to floor clutching sides, laughing...
• Sharpton takes Biden to task on remarks (Associated Press) -- And that, Joe, is the punishment for sticking your feet in your mouth.
• S.F. mayor apologizes for affair (Associated Press) -- I think Kimberly Guillfoyle should do a Fox News special on Newsom screwing his campaign manager's wife.
• Turki meets Bush (Arab News) -- I thought Cindy Sheehan already met with Bush (ba-duhm!)
• Oman Muscat Festival sees record number of visitors (Gulf News) -- Muscat Susie, Muscat Sam, do the jitterbug out in muscat land...
• We better have a good reason for terror raids (Daily Mirror) -- Yeah, TERROR.

Among the top ten reasons for terror raids...