Iran Nukes Cause "Concern"

The concern level of the U.N. Secretary General Ban Ki-moon has been officially raised from “somewhat concerned” to “deeply concerned” over Iran’s pursuit of a nuclear weapon. The upgraded concern level will require U.N. diplomats to raise their eyebrows at Iranian diplomats and threaten to threaten them with sanctions. U.N. sources say that the concern level will be raised to “gravely concerned” when a mushroom cloud sighting has been confirmed.

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[robbcash]

I'm waiting for the UN (or the US Congress) to debate a resolution as to wheter we should extend an invitation for Iran to start invading and blackmailing the region or perhaps the occasion requires an engraved invitation.