Meet Crabs

CRABS, better known as Robert (and sharing his nickname with Robert Downey Jr.'s character in "Wonder Boys"), is a moonbat in recovery. Once upon a time, he loved all things liberal, until he went off to the University of Florida where he was exposed to crazy people that made him reconsider supporting the party of Gore, Clinton, and Byrd. He loves calling Gainesville home, from the semi-rabid squirrels to the Campus Evangelists to the truly rabid professor who can't stop saying "butt-sex." When he is not skipping classes or working as a drone, Crabs enjoys watching Gator sports with friends, seeing entirely too many movies, and waiting for quarterback Tim Tebow to propose on bended knee.