Al-Qaida won't be offering life insurance for its Iraq leader anymore

This just in: the successor of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi -- Abu Ayyub al-Masri -- is dead as a duck, according to the Iraqi Interior Ministry. He was apparently killed in what we in Southern California like to call a turf war, and hadn't even been the al-Qaida in Iraq leader for a year. Therefore, he leaves fewer HandyCam videos for us to remember him by.

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Been a good few weeks for capping or offing terrorists lately..

Of course, constantly killing terrorist leadership makes it so much harder to figure out who to surrender to.