Hollywood Heroes

Hugo Chavez is financing two Danny Glover productions. One will be about the Bolivian revolution and the other about the Haitian revolution. I guess Danny Glover thought that since the American Revolution was such a dismal failure he would highlight some real success stories. We all know what a model of democracy and human rights Haiti has been.

Of course, Hugo may really be on to something here. After all, think of all the Hollywood talent willing to shill for anyone that hates America. Kim Jong-il would not have to kidnap actors and directors to make his movies any more. The possibilities are endless. Barbara Streisand can star in a Hamas musical, Annie get your Katyusha. Sean Penn can do an Iranian version of Dr. Strangelove. I smell an Oscar! What would be some other good Actor/America hater combos?

Comments

[Ned]

I think Sean Penn would make a good Uncle Joe Stalin.

[Bridget]

Mike Farrell as Jimmy Carter!

[calvarado]

Brad Pitt, as the American Taliban, John Walker Lindh!!

[Scott Sheffield]

Heh, Farrell would make Cater look pretty good. At least he could act like a President.