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July 16, 2007

Tastes Like Commie Chicken

800pxrat_agouti What do you do if you have a surplus of rats? If you’re Chinese, you figure out a way to sell them to folks in the next province as an "exotic" dish. One thing they worry about is rats spreading disease but I suppose if you give them a whirl in the wok, slap a little teriyaki sauce on them, your good to go! They are even providing rat recipes which make me wonder if there is some Chinese equivalent to Bubba Blue; rat kabob, rat scampi, rat al la king, …

This just begs the question of how the hell we can have such a huge trade deficit with these folks, especially since so much of the stuff they sell us is tainted. You would think that George Forman could bring down that deficit with some kind of rodent rotisserie or something. I can hear him know, "It’ll knock the fat right off that rat."

Well at least we know where Farfour ended up.

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Well, I guess they are working off the mind set that fire kills all or it is its own form of warfare;).

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