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August 31, 2007

S. Korea pays up to $20 million to Taliban for hostages

Japan's Asahi Shimbun newspaper first reported that money changed hands to spring the 19 remaining South Korean evangelicals held by the Taliban. Now this follow-up:

"Taliban and Afghan officials have also denied that a ransom was involved.

But Alan Fisher, reporting for Al Jazeera from Kabul in Afghanistan, said that the 'Taliban left the table substantially richer' and that the ransom could have been as high as $20m.

'We've gone back to several sources and again they have told us that as far as they are aware there was certainly a ransom paid and a figure that is being bandied around in Kabul is about $20m ... All our sources tell us that money did change hands.'

He also reported that kidnappings by the Taliban were likely to continue.

'In a vow to continue with the kidnappings they [the Taliban] said that "we will do the same thing with other allies in Afghanistan because we found this way to be successful",' he said.

Seoul had earlier restated its decision to withdraw its small military presence in Afghanistan - about 200 people comprised mainly of medical workers and engineers - by the end of the year.

It also agreed with the Taliban that it would ban missionary groups from going to Afghanistan, prompting criticism from the Korea World Missions Association."

I wonder if South Korea is going to feel the slightest twinge of guilt as that $20 million is used on attacks against Afghan civilians, bombings against allied operations, more assassination attempts against the democratic government of Hamid Karzai, etc. Their $20 million ransom is going to turn into that many more kidnappings, deaths and suffering. Good going, Seoul.

August 30, 2007

Where in the world GOP Vixen has been

                  

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The Puerto Rico guesses were correct! A few things I learned on my trip to San Juan:

  • Stopping over in Newark, N.J., I thought it was simply a myth that New Jersey folks were stuck in the '80s. Then I saw a Swatch watch store in the airport and listened to Poison tracks in the nicest airport restaurant, and my fears were confirmed.
  • It is so hot and humid in Puerto Rico that even the TSA agents strip. Literally: I saw one peel off his shirt right at the checkpoint.
  • People from the Dominican Republic are apparently one of the last ethnic groups on Earth that can be bashed with impunity. After hearing "It's those Dominicans!" so many times, it brought back memories of May, when my big black car driver in N.Y. was bashing Dominicans.
  • If Puerto Ricans liked Mexican food or drink, they wouldn't admit it. Though you gotta love any culture that eats a bunch of appetizers to fill up. Tuesday night, served by a waiter who claimed ignorance of all Mexican cuisine and beverages, I had Medalla, the Puerto Rican beer, along with fried cheese with guava/chocolate essence sauce, and chorizo sauteed in white wine and onions served with crusty bread and chunky garlic butter. Here, the chorizo is served whole link, not the regurgitated (but tasty) style scrambled with eggs or potatoes.
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    And then, of course, there was Marcos the cab driver. Besides being hotter than the guy on the El Pollo Loco commercials, Marcos told me that he had fled Venezuela and made a new home in Puerto Rico. "Hugo Chavez is ... a ... dumb!" he emphatically stated as my heart soared. Is there anything hotter than an anti-Chavista?

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    August 29, 2007

    Where in the world is GOP Vixen?

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    The person who guesses my current location correctly wins a date with Senthil!

    August 27, 2007

    The U.N. sucks -- I mean, really, really sucks

    Yeah, yeah, I'm supposed to be on vacation, but once I check my e-mail leisure goes out the window: Just learned that Libya was elected today to head a U.N. panel that will put together a follow-up event to the stunningly racist and anti-Semitic Durban conference of 2001. Also on the 20-member board for the 2009 world conference supposedly intended to combat racism? Iran! Yeah, that regime that wants to annihilate all those Israeli Jews.

    From Hillel Neuer, executive director of UN Watch, in Geneva:

    "Choosing Libya and Iran to fight racism is like choosing Jack the Ripper to fight sexual harassment. Their election is a painful defeat for all who believe in the anti-discrimination agenda, and a setback for the international human rights movement as a whole. It sends the wrong message and should ring alarm bells. Moammar Khadafy's Libya is the same regime that gave its highest award in 2002 to convicted French Holocaust denier Roger Garaudy, that routinely brutalizes black African migrants, and that tortures Bulgarian and Palestinian medics for the crime of being foreigners. It defies common sense and morality to put countries with dreadful records on racism in charge of a world committee to combat racism. Libya’s long record of racism, intolerance and xenophobia clearly does not merit such a reward."

    Once again, proof that the U.N. is about as useful to world peace as kangaroo dung.

    Celebrity self-importance overload!

    Brangelina2 Being on vacation gives me time to catch up on the important things in life, like People magazine. And I just had to share this tidbit I came across in the Aug. 27 issue:

    "(Angelina) Jolie has apparently done her best to brush off the more frivolous claims that she angrily threw wine at Pitt while on vacation in France ('ridiculous,' says a Jolie-Pitt source) and that she and Pitt bicker about whom they'll vote for in the next presidential election. 'That's false,' says the pair's political adviser Trevor Neilson. 'Neither Brad nor Angelina has picked a candidate.'"

    Angelina is a goodwill ambassador (the hottest celebrity endeavor since designing a line of handbags) for a do-nothing agency (aka the U.N.), and Brad babysits her international brood. Um, WHY do they have a political adviser? And why do we give a rat's ass who they throw their support behind after careful consultation with their political adviser?

    The jihad on ‘Opus’: WaPo, other papers nix cartoon strips because of Islamic references

    Opus Turns out that the Washington Post Writers Group, which syndicates Berkeley Breathed’s cartoon strip “Opus,” gave client newspapers advance notice of the “close to the edge” content in which Lola Granola decided to become an Islamic radical. This after the syndicate consulted with Islamic experts to rate the level of potential offensiveness. Then, one of the papers that decided not to run the strip — which, as seen on Salon.com, was quite funny — was the Post itself. More…

    August 24, 2007

    Scary movies are not message vehicles

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    On Wednesday, in a valiant effort to keep up with new scary movies, I went to see "The Invasion," a remake of "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" starring Nicole Kidman and Daniel Craig (whose shirtless pics appear more on my good friend Greg Hernandez's "Out in Hollywood" blog than shirtless Putin pics appear here). The plot consists of the space shuttle breaking into a bizzillion pieces upon re-entry, scattering alien amoeba infected pieces everywhere including Washington, D.C., where Kidman's ex-husband at the CDC starts acting even more funky than an ex usually acts. Hence starts the infections and chaos.

    Now, this could have just been a plain ol' scary movie. But the film tries to make a bunch of psuedo-philosophical points by interspersing news briefs detailing the everyday chaos of war, terrorists, Kim Jong-Il, etc. Because, apparently, we need to seriously ask ourselves if the world would be more peaceful if we let body snatchers vomit green goo in our mouths and turn us into robotic zombies after an oozy overnight metamorphosis.

    Not to mention, one news broadcast in the background of a scene states that Iraqis -- Sunni, Shiite and Kurd -- were jubilantly celebrating after the last withdrawal of U.S. troops, then quotes "President al-Sadr." Um, who wrote this movie? If Muqtada al-Sadr ever made it to the role of Iraqi president, there would be no Sunnis and Kurds rallying at his side to cheer the expulsion of the Americans. Rather, most of the Sunnis and Kurds would be dead at the hands of genocidal Shiite militias at that point.

    *Sigh*... I guess I thought horror movies were safe from being a vehicle to push "messages." Though I can't see Rob Zombie trying to do that with his upcoming take on "Halloween," and don't expect Michael Myers to represent a great Karl Rove conspiracy or be the product of charter schools gone awry. I think we'll be safe on the plot here -- Myers will be a screwed-up guy doing screwed-up things and the good people will have to fight him. Now there's a metaphor for current events!

    Beefcake! Beeeeeeefcake!!

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    Who’s hot? Who’s not? Vladimir Putin doing his best Field & Stream cover sans shirt, setting the hearts of Russian women and gay men aflutter? Or Nicolas Sarkozy, who’s one gold medallion away from trading the khaki shorts for a Riviera thong and, er, had the muffintop love handles photoshopped from his rowboat-studmuffin pics? And why wasn’t this practice of stripping down to show presidential might happening when Boris Yeltsin was president??

    Please, Hugo Chavez, please, for the love of Simon Bolivar, keep that Crayola red shirt ON…

    August 22, 2007

    Behold Hugo, Master of Time

    800pxhugo_chc3a1vez_on_uss_yorktown After hacking up the constitution, Hugo Chavez has decided it's time to change time. Hugo is going to move Venezuela’s time up by 30 minutes because the "human brain is conditioned by sunlight". I suspect the real reason is that Hugo is waking up before his alarm goes off and changing the official time was the logical solution once you have proclaimed yourself God. As God, Hugo is also planning to create islands off the coast of Venezuela. These islands will have cities and submarine bases, because submarines are cool. No word yet on if the islands will run on Hugo time or if the subs will have Oompa Loompa crews.

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    If you're a dwarf, beware the dangerous combination of a vacuum cleaner, super glue, and male genetalia. Really.

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