Those freaky-deeky mullahs!

An excerpt from an address delivered by Hasan Rahimpur Azghadi of the Iranian Supreme Council for Cultural Revolution, which aired on Iranian TV -- the land of no homosexuals, as Ahmadinejad told us earlier this week -- on Sept. 3:

"[The Westerners] have transgressed all moral boundaries... The husband and wife are no longer satisfied with one another, and they begin having relations with other men and women. After a while, they start thinking that since they have already experienced this, it is time to try homosexuality. Then, they think this is old-fashioned, and they turn to animals. These things happen in the West. After a while, when they get bored with this, they turn to small children. ... They have now begun turning to objects. There are big factories that produce artificial genitals, and they sell them in stores. A sex shop is a store that sells sex toys."

Er, it sounds like he's speaking from, um, experience...

This goes perfectly with Iranian blogger Ardeshir Dolat's observation that pedophilia gets a thumbs-up where girls are fair game the minute they get their first period:

"I found it incredible when somebody at the UN put it to the terrorist president that she personally knew three homosexuals in Iran, the geezer asked for their names and addresses!! ... However, what is recognised and worse than that not criminal, is pedophilia. ... So having sex with a female child as young as 7 is legitimate and there is no court in Iran that will punish a man for legally having sex with a girl as young as 7."