Hugo Gets Yippy

Looks like Castro’s puppy is getting awful yippy right before his big power grab. Hugo Chavez is throwing around a lot of threats these days. His big threat is to cut off oil to the U.S. I say go ahead Hugo; it’s a loser for you in the long run. Not only would that deprive you of a lot of money, it just encourages us to find other power sources.

My favorite threat is to nationalize Spanish banks if King Juan Carlos does not apologize for the public bitch slapping he gave Hugo when he told him to shut up. That remark quickly became one of the most popular ring tones, making Hugo a public laughing stock. Threatening to steal a couple of banks for the slight makes Hugo looks like a whiney baby. King Carlos should tell Hugo to pound sand and tell him he will seize all Venezuelan assets in his country if Hugo touches one peso of those banks. Not seize, I mean "nationalize". I would love to see what moronic gesture Hugo would do when served up a dose of his own medicine.

Seriously, Hugo is a complete buffoon. Normally guys like this disintegrate due to their own stupidity but Venezuela is a little different, they have oil. Without oil, Hugo would drive the country to ruin pretty quickly and get booted. With oil, Hugo can last a long time because he controls a lot of money. I pray the people of Venezuela vote down his power grab so they and the world are not subject to the idiocy of this man for the next 30 years.

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[wyocwboy]

You GO Juan Carlos! I'm bummed I missed that bitch slap. I love it when, no matter how rarely, has the testicular fortitude to call a petty fascist what he is: a petty fascist.