The Ex Hex

What is worse than losing your bid to become dictator for life? Losing your bid while your ex-wife works for the opposition. That’s gonna leave a mark on old Hugo’s ego. Whatever you are paying in alimony Hugo, it’s apparently not enough.

After the loss, Hugo whimpered that his ex is keeping him from seeing his kid. Yeah, right Hugo. You run the country but the ex keeps you from seeing your kid. Better up that child support while your at it el Hefe.

Hugo also tried to play the victim by rebuking his own supporters by calling them a bunch of lazy cowards for not voting for his power grab. Hugo also claimed that a vote against him was a vote for Bush. Soooo, not only did Hugo get beat by the ex, according to him, Bush the devil also beat him. I suspect Hugo was just trying to make himself feel better because most men would rather be beaten by the devil than the ex. Then again, I know quite a few guys that would tell you they couldn’t distinguish the devil from the ex. It’s just good to see Hugo get thumped.

Comments

[Bridget]

Scott, you should've put that giant, spectre Hugo head up at Halloween! How frightening!

[Scott Sheffield]

I think I will go with Ahmadinejad if I want to scare kids. This man will beat you to death for the smallest infraction. Oooooooo Then there's Kim. His hairdo alone gives me the creeps.