The Vixen post-caucus wrap-up

ROMNEY: Hahahahaa!! Bwahahahaa!! Money can't buy you everything, can it, baby? Neither can the way-too-early, rather unwise endorsement from National Review.

HUCKABEE: He won big. I had hoped he wouldn't become "the evangelical pick," because our party's candidate needs to be a lot more than that. (And when I read that he signed a 1988 full-page USA Today ad saying that "a wife is to submit herself graciously to the servant leadership of her husband," I wanted to scream.) I have a feeling that his foot-in-mouth syndrome will catch up to him soon, whether it's claiming that he spoke to John Bolton about foreign policy when Bolton confirmed that they never did, claiming the country is being overrun by illegal Pakistanis, or ... well, the rest should be left to Vodkapundit, who put the hilarious smackdown on Iowa voters today.

THOMPSON: Is he still running?

MCCAIN: Bring on New Hampshire! (And to those hammering him on immigration, know that the Vix, living in the heart of illegal-immigration land -- aka SoCal -- supports some kind of compromise legislation.)

PAUL: I know, I know, the only reason you lost is because the man (aka media) is keeping you down and that you're so deeply misunderstood among all of the voters bending over a barrel for the establishment, yadda yadda YADDA YADDA YADAAAAAAA...

OBAMA: Yes, the guy's a good orator. Yes, it would be great to have an African-American president. But an Oprah endorsement does not a president make. I kept reading messages last night from liberals saying they had tears in their eyes from his speech, blah blah. Heck, I'd have tears of frustration from being THIS FAR into the process and STILL not knowing exactly what his policies are. Talk all you want about "change" -- but change to what?? So that's what Dems need to worry about. Obama, meanwhile, needs to worry about the Clinton Machine going into full -- and not pretty -- attack mode.