Another deadly sin

The Vatican has updated the seven deadly sins to include polluting the environment and the creepy type of genetic engineering. While they're taking sins high-tech, can they include spammers? You know, the ones that ask if you want your penis to be five inches longer even if you're a woman and have no penis? And you wake up to find 100 such mails in your bulk e-mail folder, as well as the ones that sneak through to your regular folder? Even the ones who pitch replica watches or discount pills -- don't you think you belong in the confessional?? That'll be two Our Fathers, one Hail Mary, and permanently unplugging your computer, spammer!