The Nuge: Your guide to Campaign '08

Tired of your typical, snorefest political endorsement? Try the king of "Cat Scratch Fever" on for size. He penned an op-ed for the Waco Tribune-Herald under the classic byline "Ted Nugent, Texas Wildman":

"...Even with a win in the Buckeye state, a loss in Texas should seal Clinton's fate. Good.

She strikes me as a power-hungry person who would sell her soul to become president. I wouldn't doubt it if she had her sights on the presidency 30 or more years ago. Anyone that drunk on presidential power is cause for concern.

Beneath her forced smiles, fake tears, smirks and impossible 'feel good' promises, Clinton comes across as a mean-spirited, narcissistic, vindictive person who is cut from the same cloth as Leona Helmsley, the notorious billionaire Queen of Mean — infamous for saying that only the little people pay taxes. The vibe I get from Clinton: Cross my path at your own peril.

...Do your duty on Tuesday and blow Clinton's presidential candle out before we get more smoke in our eyes and a nagging gag develops."

It seems like just yesterday that I accompanied a music-critic friend to a Ted Nugent show, raccoon tail pinned to his tush, shooting a drop-down cutout of Saddam with a bow and arrow and singing a song called "Kiss My Ass" written specifically for Boxer, Feinstein, etc. ...

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That being said, vote for Clinton:

A) She's still less protectionist than Obama, and still less useless/inexperienced on the defense angle

B) The fact that she IS such a CHB makes her more desirable for the top job than fluffy-bun-bun Omakelove

C) It'll keep her in the race, which is what should be the desirable outcome

D) If she wins, I suspect McCain would fare better against her anyway