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April 25, 2008

Carter Trip Synopsis

Jimmy: Hows about you quit firing rockets into Israel for a few days?

Hamas: Pound sand peanut picker.

Jimmy: What about a prisoner exchange?

Hamas: Bite me you toothy tool.

Jimmy: Would you at least recognize an Israeli’s right to exist?

Hamas: Sure. When they are all dead.

Jimmy announces to the world: Hamas is ready for peace!

Hamas announces to the world: Carter is an irrelevant idiot that does not know what he is talking about!

Obama opines after finishing his waffles: The meeting was a "bad idea".

Condi breaks in: Yeah, I said it was a bad idea BEFORE he went.

Result: Carter gets Isreal and Hamas to agree on one thing; Cater is a tool.

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