The Sun is Not Al's Friend

Al Gore “is very careful not to upset any of his celebrity friends” according to a recent article by The Sun (the newspaper not the gaseous mass). According to The Sun, “He [Al Gore the gaseous mass] wouldn’t dream of suggesting that their lavish jet-setting and gas-guzzling lifestyles could be reined in for the good of the environment.” When asked about having David Beckham and Posh give up their fleet of gas guzzlers for a Prius, Gore responded, “I don’t think that’s my place. I don’t want to get into personally criticizing anyone.” Of course, Gore had no problem personally criticizing President Bush in the next breath saying “…no one could be worse than George W Bush in actively working against the cause.” Then again, with more and more top scientists jumping off the global warming bandwagon, Gore may just be paying Bush a great compliment.

Keep hanging on to global warming no matter how cold it gets Al.