GOP Vixen

Calling all arbiters of supreme sexiness!

It's been a while since we conducted the first Sexiest World Leader contest here at GOP Vixen, and since then many new, hot faces have sprung onto the global stage (or, as pictured, some of the old faces finally stripped for the cameras). So we're gearing up for another voter, complete with sassy comments (also see our Sexiest Supreme Court Justice pre-John Roberts contest)! Along with recruiting a capable flock of bloggers, we're also opening up the floor to eager would-be judges. The GOP-V judging panel has traditionally consisted of straight women and gay men (just like a Saturday night in West Hollywood), but this time around we'd love to add a straight male judge who's secure enough in his sexuality to concede that Dmitry Medvedev has a nice ass.

Leave a comment here, or message me at gopvixen@yahoo.com if interested!!

Endorsement Very Nice

Well if Borat endorsing Obama for President was not strange enough, now Pat Robertson has endorsed Rudy Giuliani. That can’t really be helpful to Rudy since Rudy’s base probably thinks Robertson is kinda nutty. It also begs the question; did Rudy really seek out Robertson’s endorsement?

This does give me a good idea though. It would be great if Bush came out and hinted that Hillary would be the best candidate to carry on his legacy. Cheney could then come out and say that he thinks Obama would really be best suited to keep the country going in the "right" direction. Hell, even Rumsfeld can stick his head out of his hidey-hole and say he likes the cut of Edwards' jib. Then they just sit back and see how many liberals spontaneously combust. Hmmmmm, I wonder what other endorsements would make the moonbat's heads explode?

Bringing attention to the plight of African Pepsi mines

The latest batty comment from the high prince of battiness, Moammar Gadhafi:

"Have you heard of Pepsi Cola? I am sure you have. Have you heard of Coca Cola? Whenever I ask about Pepsi Cola or Coca Cola, people immediately say it's an American and European drink. This is not true. The cola is African. They have taken the cheap raw material from us... They produced it, they made it into a drink, and they sell it to us for a high price. Why are Pepsi Cola and Coca Cola expensive? Because they have taken our cola, produced it, and sold it back to us. We should produce it ourselves and sell it to them."

Farfour Bites the Dust

Looks like Farfour's plans to annihilate the Jews didn't work out. Farfour the militant mouse was knocked off in his final appearance on kids TV. In his grand finale, an Isreali poser trying to buy his land whacked Farfour. Only Hamas would grant rodents property rights. No word on Hamas granting Fatah members any rights though.

The best part about all this is the real message that Farfour's demise sends; Militant rats are the ones that are being annihilated, often at the hands of those they despise so much.

If Hamas was smart they might try to boost ratings by setting up a cage match with the Vixen’s own Boris the Amazing Hamster. I see Boris has been working out and I think he could kick Farfour’s ass in no time.

A MAN OF HIS WORD

John Boehner is a man of his word, so when speaking about the immigration bill he said, "I promised the President today that I wouldn't say anything bad about ... this piece of shit bill," I believe him. I’m not a Boehner fan but since he pretty much said what I was thinking about the immigration bill I promise not to mention how his inept leadership is largely responsible for the Republicans getting shellacked in the last election. Really, I won’t mention it. I promise.

Burka Band trumps Dixie Chicks

Here's where the Grammy should have gone: to the first girl band in Afghanistan, the Burka Band! Watch their video "Burka Blue" here.

How to make an earth-shattering campaign announcement

AKA a headline-grabbing announcement, a la Hillary:

Make sure that you proclaim you're launching "a trailblazing campaign" on a day when...

• no kidnapped children have been recovered
• Geraldo isn't unearthing some great scandal
• it doesn't snow in Malibu
• there are no tsunami warnings in effect
• Barney Frank isn't pounding the gavel like it's more cowbell

In other words, pick a slowwwwww news day like Hillary did, so you can make grandiose statements such as:

"I'm not just starting a campaign, though, I'm beginning a conversation with you, with America. Let's talk. Let's chat. The conversation in Washington has been just a little one-sided lately, don't you think?"

On a real news day, rhetoric drivel like that gets pushed back to page A-23.

And you thought the London sushi restaurant was dangerous...

Watch former KGB spies and Russian dissidents flee en masse from Sheffield...

Night of the living commies!

Truly frightening on this Halloween!

Is it the ghost of Fidel coming down the hall, much like the hospital scenes in "Halloween II"? Or is he really the living dead (plumping his coffers with a track-suit endorsement deal)?

His creepy brother Ramon is clearly out for human flesh:

Rich material for Borat

From Reuters:

"The Kazakhstan central bank has misspelled the word 'bank' on its new notes, officials said on Wednesday.

The bank plans to put the misprinted notes -- worth 2,000 tenge ($15) and 5,000-tenge -- into circulation in November and then gradually withdraw them to correct the spelling.

The move has drawn the ire of the Central Asian state's politicians who urged the bank to abandon the notes altogether.

'The mistake ... is not just a spelling problem -- it has political undertones,' a letter from members of parliament to President Nursultan Nazarbayev said.

'We urge you to tell the National Bank not to put out the notes with a mistake in the Kazakh language.'"

And yet they claim they are so unfairly mocked by Sacha Baron Cohen...