GOP Vixen

Nader quote of the day

Gore's nemesis on Hillary:

"She's just another bad version of Bill Clinton ... Flatters, panders, coasting, front-runner, looking for a coronation..."

Hah!! You tell 'em Ralphie, you sexy bitch (and potential '08 candidate, bwahahahhahaaaaa)!

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Greg Gutfeld on Hannity & Colmes just now, describing "The View":

"It's like a Tupperware party in the tenth circle of hell."

HAH!! I couldn't agree more...

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George H.W. Bush, on another BFF road trip with Bill Clinton, on presidential memories:

"After 14 years no one forgets if you throw up on the Japanese premier."

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Heather Mills' ex-husband Alfie Karmal, telling The Sun that Mills beat him up and that he'd be willing to back up Paul McCartney in their divorce row:

"We’ve both been tarred and Heathered."

(NOTE: That is the WORST wedding dress EVER. EVER.)

Incidentally, Mills was voted the world's biggest bitch in a Sun poll, getting seven times as many votes as Naomi Campbell with 87 percent!

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The wife of Omar al-Farouq, al-Qaida guy gunned down by British forces in Iraq:

"I don't believe that my husband was a terrorist. He is only an ordinary man who cried when he watched movies about violence."

So terrorists cry during "Platoon," but cheer at al-Zarqawi's home beheading movies...

But also from the AP:

"'I was shocked when news broke that my husband was a terrorist wanting to kill many people,' she said, adding that she told her two daughters that their father had gone off to America 'to work.'"

Yeah, daddy went to work at bringing some bridges and airplanes down...

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Rapper 50 Cent on George W. Bush:

"You wanna know something? I actually like Bush. In some ways, I'm the George W Bush of  hip hop -- nobody likes me, but I'm still gonna run it for the next four years."

Word has it that 50 Cent is crafting a plan to clarify the Geneva Conventions to send to the Senate, and it involves a pair of pliers and a blowtorch...

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Journalist W.F. Deedes, in a series for the Daily Telegraph, on the partnership of Denis and Margaret Thatcher:

"... All meals with Denis were entertaining, not least because he was so particular about the way his food was cooked. 'Waiter,' he would say affably, handing him a plate of steak only faintly pink, 'will you very kindly take this back to the kitchen and ask them to cook it, because it is practically raw.' Which explains why, when she was secretary of education, Margaret was seen one evening by the permanent secretary leaving the office early. She was going out, she explained, to buy bacon for Denis’s breakfast. There were, the permanent secretary assured her, plenty of people in the department who would be glad to do that for her. No, the bacon had to be just as he liked it, and only she know what he liked. This was a partnership to remind the world what matchless gifts marriage can bring."

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The Rolling Stones take on the do-gooders -- Ronnie Wood on the rock star/political activist hybrids:

"I would never go into politics like Bono. (Bob) Geldof and him can keep trying until the end of the earth but it won't make a difference. I like to make people happy. Politics doesn't do that. Art does."

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There is no contest. It's Israeli Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni in the Knesset on Tuesday:

"I, too, saw (Lebanese Prime Minister Fuad) Siniora cry yesterday, and we too cry over our dead. But this is the place to tell him to dry his tears and start to take action in order to create a better future, a more normal future, first of all for the civilians he is crying over."

Yeah, brother, quit blubbering and commence with the Hezbollah explusion. Tzipi rocks.

Quote of the day

A Woodland Hills, Calif., resident on surviving the record 119-degree high temp hit there yesterday:

"I just hydrate with beer, and garden in my underwear."

Welcome to L.A., folks...