April 06, 2008

Neglectful vixen!

TypewriterApologies for so few posts on the blog lately: I've been crunching deadlines to clear the decks before I go up to San Francisco for the Olympic torch protests. (And considering what happened in London today, looks like it's going to be good times!! Leave bail donations in the tip jar, please!)

Anyway, here's the catch-up from last week. My Los Angeles Daily News column was on Geert Wilders' "Fitna" film, which I watched and critiqued:

"Geert Wilders is not going to win an Academy Award for Best Documentary Short anytime soon.

The far-right Dutch politician with the trademark blond mane has delighted in being the shock-jock of parliament, and spends his days in police protection for a litany of anti-Islam comments. But while Wilders' short film 'Fitna,' released online last week with equal parts fanfare and trepidation, makes some salient points about the impact of Islamic radicalism, the message falls flat because of, well, the messenger.

Wilders, after all, prefers no Islam instead of championing moderate Muslims in Europe. He compares the Quran to Hitler's 'Mein Kampf.' And his film bounces back to the same premise: The Netherlands has too many Muslims.

The terror that killed filmmaker Theo van Gogh in 2004, though, goes a lot deeper than demographic figures.

With a script credited to 'Geert Wilders & Scarlet Pimpernel,' 'Fitna' begins with the cartoon of Mohammed with the bomb in his turban that sparked deadly riots in 2006. The fuse on the turban bomb is lit, sizzling across a blank page of a book that later stands in for the Quran.

Kurt Westergaard, who drew that cartoon for Danish publication Jyllands-Posten and was recently the target of a murder plot, said Wilders' usage was 'theft' and 'an abuse of my cartoon.' Nowhere does 'Fitna' touch on the real story behind that cartoon, either, which is one of the most troubling parts about the vicious reaction to the Jyllands-Posten spread: Westergaard drew the cartoon to show how terrorists misuse Islam. ..."

And something I never thought would happen: The Arab-American News has cited me as a voice of reason.

Over at Pajamas Media, I previewed the San Fran torch run, which took an interesting turn last week with the Board of Supervisors approving a resolution basically dissing the torch and calling out city officials for being so accommodating to Beijing:

"...Newsom postponed releasing details of the torch route — to wind along the waterfront Embarcadero — until Tuesday, stymieing protesters’ organizational efforts. Protesters, he said, will be allowed to assemble at the end of the six-mile route, and officials also have designated Union Square, Portsmouth Square, Civic Center and Washington Square as acceptable rally points — also known as points far enough removed from the torch route.

Tuesday’s resolution, authored by Supervisor Chris Daly, was a symbolic, stern resolution that included the following:

  • Urges federal authorities 'to call for an international inquiry to investigate these recent atrocities' in Tibet and asks China to allow free media inside the country;
  • Urges Newsom to buck up and express his concern regarding the Tibet crackdown and asks him to urge China to behave;
  • Urges Newsom to give protesters full access outside of the designated 'First Amendment Areas';
  • 'Urges the Olympic Committee to boycott the Beijing 2008 Olympics Opening Ceremony if there is no cessation of violence from Chinese security forces against peaceful protestors and other critics of the Chinese government';
  • Commends the Olympic-protest flames also passing through town: the Human Rights Torch Relay and the Tibetan Freedom Torch;
  • Urges the city official who accepts the torch to do so in the name of human rights and 'urges the above City Official to also make publicly known that the 2008 Summer Olympic Games Torch is received with alarm and protest at the failure of China to meet its past solemn promises to the international community'

The resolution passed 8-3. A resolution introduced simultaneously by Supervisor Carmen Chu — a watered-down statement welcoming the Olympic, Human Rights, and Tibetan Freedom torches equally without slamming China for human-rights violations — thankfully failed. Before Tuesday’s votes, the Chinese Consulate was quoted by the San Francisco Chronicle as saying the passage of either would be 'an insult to good, friendly relations.'

In fact, on Friday morning Chinese Ambassador Zhou Wenzhong stopped into Newsom’s office for a half-hour meeting that his office was otherwise zip-lipped about. On Tuesday, Newsom was passing off Daly’s resolution as symbolic mumbo-jumbo. Hardly surprising. Shortly before his 2004 swearing-in, Newsom credited Chinatown with handing him the runoff victory: 'There is one reason I won a very close election. And that is the support of the Asian community, and the Chinese community in particular. I could not have done it without you.'..."

Read the whole thing! And stay tuned for my San Fran coverage...

March 31, 2008

Less stimulating economic stimulus

Forbes No, I haven't gotten that check, but I did get the direct deposit of my whopping $10 federal tax refund!! (I had to pay the state.) Why, thank you Uncle Sam for rewarding my hard work so... shall I buy a roll of laundry quarters, or a gyro plate at Firehouse?

This is the time of year I start lusting for Steve Forbes again: Flat tax!! FLAT TAX!!! And as far as the black hole where my tax money goes... cut those useless wasteful programs!! Reduce spending!! Chop, chop, chop...

March 17, 2008

Spitzer thought of the day

From a friend (and former Daily News co-worker!):

"If you ask me, the Spitzer case isn't even about sex, it's about POWER. Eliot Spitzer liked having the power to buy a $1,000 an hour prostitute. After all, he got his Harvard educated lawyer wife to quit her job and take care of their kids - I have a feeling this is a guy who won't let anyone else in his life outshine him and has to bully others. Hence the hookers. Ick."

Good point. Absolute power corrupts absolutely, baby...

Happy St. Paddy's Day

irish.jpgThought for today: Eist le fuaim na habhann agus gheobhaidh tú breac.

March 15, 2008

My newest addiction: 'Afghan Star'

My favorite contestant is the old guy in this audition tape from Mazar-e-Sharif:

It's like "American Idol," but scours for contestants in Kabul, Herat, Mazar-e-Sharif, Kandahar, etc. There's even an Afghan Ryan Seacrest (who's actually a medical student) and a woman on the judging panel a la Paula Abdul. It's in its third season, and this year a woman from Kandahar placed third, the highest ever for a woman, drawing lots of fans and pissing off conservative clerics. And I can't help but notice that, sans beards, there are some hot guys in Afghanistan...

March 05, 2008

Ruminating on a recycled paper

Dailynewscover911 So it wasn't an easy week at the Daily News -- as most newspapers have met with the budget-cutting ax lately, 22 newsroom employees were let go or took buyouts last Friday. Over the weekend, as I pounded away at my column ("Gaza coverage skips big picture, tragedy in Sderot") and other business as usual, a colleague noticed that someone cleaning out his or her desk on his or her last day had thrown a pristine copy of the Daily News' Sept. 12, 2001, edition on the throwaway recycling stack. "HORROR!" screamed the headline with a six-column photo of the second trade center tower exploding. I immediately claimed the edition, as I keep historical papers, and I was working at the San Bernardino Sun at the time of the attacks.

But after taking it home, I looked at it closer, and thought about what has happened since the day that was printed. I remember rushing into work hours early, staying hours late, and a colleague telling me that things here on out were never going to be the same. I didn't really believe her, at least in terms of considering a faddish America with a short attention span. Plus, al-Qaida existed before 9-11, as demonstrated in the first WTC bombing and the embassy bombings in Kenya and Tanzania; the bulk of Americans just weren't paying attention. Americans have spent the years since the bombing desperately trying to get back to the insular "norm," accusing pundits or politicians who still stress the need for a "new normal" of spreading "politics of fear," blah blah.

Journalism even changed after 9-11. I knew some up-and-comers who left the industry altogether, either feeling stressed at the "new news" or feeling that life was too short to be newsie paupers. I considered running off and joining the CIA (yeah, they'd be stunned by my random knowledge of Turkish) but am immensely fortunate to nowadays be a journalist who gets an op-ed voice through these times. I just wish people wouldn't be so afraid to remember what happened back in 2001, and quit throwing the "politics of fear" label at those who realize we're still very much in the cross-hairs.

I just wish every voter this year could stumble upon a discarded 9-11 issue in the recycle rack. It sure jolts one's memory.

January 11, 2008

Cost-cutting at Delta Dental: B.Y.O.B.

So Delta Dental originally refused to pay for my wisdom teeth removal, somehow suggesting that the experience was recreational and not absolutely completely necessary. My oral surgeon sent Delta x-rays and a narrative explaining that, yes, it was necessary. So Delta finally paid -- but only for the cost of removing the teeth. They didn't cover any anesthesia, which in my case was cheesy, inadequate novocaine because they couldn't find a vein on my zombie-esqe body to use IV sedation. Who knew that in the world of dental insurance we have to bring our own bottles of brandy to surgery to try to numb the pain?

January 04, 2008

I shoe-bombed Pakistan

Literally, actually. Yesterday I had lunch with Pakistani Consul General Syed Ibne Abbas. On the way out of the house, I grabbed a pair of Anne Klein python sandals -- with thick rubber bottoms and a patent footrest -- that I'd bought about five years ago at the Saks outlet yet hadn't worn in about three years. As I sat in Abbas' office, chatting about all the cool issues of the day, the consul general suddenly picks up his phone and calls in his secretary. She rushes in; he points to a small pile of blackish debris on his pristine beige carpet. With horror, I looked down at my shoes -- both soles were cracked and crumbling. With additional horror, I looked over my shoulder to see I'd left a trail of shoe bits through his corner office, down the hallway, all the way out the door of the consulate.

Then, as we walked out of the Westwood building toward a restaurant for lunch, my soles completely came off. Who knew rubber disintegrated? Especially on Saks-quality shoes? I know now... (Many thanks to everyone at the consulate for being so understanding in my sole-shattering moments!)

December 31, 2007

I love Arabs

Dubai2So I noticed on my blog stats today that someone out of Sacramento, of all places, was searching for the term "bridget johnson hates arabs." Of course, they weren't going to find anything online substantiating that I hate Arabs, because I don't hate Arabs. I like Arabs, as a matter of fact. I love Arab culture, the language, and even teach Arabic to my bird Nahoul. I'm really looking forward to going to Dubai, where I shall pay homage at the world's largest shopping mall.

I don't like al-Qaida, Hamas, the al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigade, Hezbollah, and any other groups who suicide bomb and conduct other such unsavory activities. Is any more clarification than that really needed?

December 03, 2007

When it rains...

That's not a literal headline, of course, because it hardly ever rains in Southern California, but consider my past week:

  • Bony impacted wisdom teeth ripped out with only novocaine and a week's worth of sickness afterward
  • My check card number was fraudulently used and my bank account wiped clean
  • Some dingbat -- who told the cops his insurance proof was at home, yeah right -- plows into my beloved Vixenmobile, as I was returning from a follow-up with the oral surgeon, no less

Anybody have any good news?

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